Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course

Question 13: More Islands!

2009-04-29T07:15:00.000-07:00

So, let's say you are chilling at your house, doing something awesome and you get a phone call.

The person on the phone says, "Why hello! I am calling to inform you that your great-aunt Banquo has died."

You being a fairly honest person are all like, "Nope. Wrong number."
The person on the phone scoffs at you, "No. RIGHT NUMBER! This is one of your many estranged relatives whom you've never met."
You reply, "Well, that sounds legit. Also, you are far to chipper for someone calling to inform me of a death in the family."
He says, "Well, maybe that's because I'm going to tell you that you've inherited an island and 2 million dollars."

You go, "Yay."

So, you inherited an island. What are ye going to do with it?

Mine: Probably build a few bunkers or as I like to call them "hatches." Install some sort of electromagnetic field that makes planes go there. Fun stuff like that.

Question 12: Fire!

2009-04-22T12:24:00.000-07:00

If you woke up suddenly because your house was on fire, which three things would you save as you ran outside?

Mine:
Well, considering I woke up, probably shoes, wallet, and computer.

Question 11: The Ultimate Fight

2009-04-15T11:02:00.000-07:00

I just realised that I forgot to include a picture in last week's post. I am shocked and ashamed of myself.

So! This week I bring forward a question that has baffled mankind for years. A question of primal vs. intellect. Or something like that.....

Look, what I'm trying to say is, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?

For more information, you may consult: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUOD8kuPnNg

Mine: Despite who sides with what in the video, I got to go with Astronauts. They have the brain power.

Question 10: More Island Nonsense

2009-04-08T08:08:00.000-07:00

You are walking down the street one day, when you meet an eccentric billionaire. He says, "Greetings, person I just met! If you agree to live three months on a deserted island, I will give you 2 million cash moneys!"

You, of course reply with, "Nope, not going to happen."
He is saddened by your response. "Even if I let you bring one person with you?"
You narrow your eyes suspicously, "Do I have to split the money with them?"
He says, "No, but the only supplies you can bring are a large hunting knife, a tarp, and 50 ft. of rope."

So, who would you bring with you? Keep in mind that this time, it has to be a real (and alive) person.

Mine: Kiefer Sutherland. It'd be entertaining. He could probably do well with the whole "surviving in the wild thing" and he seems a little bit crazy, so bonus.

Question 9: Beep.... Beep... Beep....

2009-04-01T08:20:00.000-07:00

So, if you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

Mine: Probably sky dive, then rob a bank. And if the bank robbery was successful, I'd bury the money and live a map filled with riddles and clues behind for those who wish to find it.

Question 8: Bond.... James Bond

2009-03-25T06:13:00.000-07:00

If all 6 of the James Bonds got into an epic battle royale, who would win? Who would lose first? How would this go down?

For the purpose of this question, the roles of all the James Bonds will be played by my fingers. Guess who is who!

Mine:
1st: Daniel Craig (Epic fighting skills)
2nd: Sean Connery (Wouldn't be afraid to fight dirty)

3rd: Roger Moore (Very Clever)

4th: Pierce Brosnan (His bond was all pretty and gadgets, not to good in a fight)

5th: Timothy Dalton (Has been described "at least he isn't Lazenby")

6th: George Lazenby (Barely counts as a Bond)

Question 7: Zombie Apocalypse

2009-03-18T06:14:00.001-07:00

This is fairly straightforward. You're at the mall. You notice that a few zombies have wandered in and that there are a good number of them outside. Ignoring the fact that everyone I know has their own zombie plan..... Would you try to save as many people as possible, fend for yourself, etc.?

Mine:

Fend for myself. Harsh, but in a zombie situation, large groups fair the worst.

Question 6: The Buddy Cop

2009-03-11T07:49:00.000-07:00

(Holy Five Second Sketch, Batman! I actually drew the picture this week!)

The buddy cop film is a time honored tradition in our society. And as such, I (with my various millions) have decided to fund the filming of a new and exciting Buddy Cop movie. You will be the one to present me with various ideas for awesome buddy cop duos and the winner gets a round of applause. (You'll have to assume I applaud. This is the internet after all.) There are only two rules.

Rule one is that your buddy cop duo has to be made of two pre-existing characters or people.

Rule two is that they cannot already be buddy cops.

....and Go!

Mine:
Should be visible from the "art" above. I would so go with Lincoln and Washington. It would be crazy awesome. I assume it would involve an entire police station made up of different presidents. I'm not entirely sure who would be Captain.... maybe Chester A. Arthur.

Question 5: Time Travel

2009-03-04T15:16:00.000-08:00

If you had a time traveling device of sorts, however, it only had enough charge for:
*one trip (back and forward again)

*you couldn't travel more than 300 years

*you could only remain in said time for 36 minutes.

Mine:

1.Go to last week.

2.Buy winning Lotto Ticket

3.Give to past self

4.High Fives all around

Question 4: Running for Office

2009-02-25T06:08:00.000-08:00

Easy question this week. If you were to running for President, who would you want as your running mate?

Mine:
Captain America. I don't think that I need to explain this.

Question 3: Superpowers

2009-02-18T06:43:00.001-08:00

You are visited by some sort of awesome power. This power informs you that it will grant you any power you want on the condition that you use them to fight crime and that they have appeared in a comic somewhere. (The awesome power needs some sort of reference)
So, you now have superpowers. Sweet.
What are they? What would you call yourself? What type of costume? What is your catchphrase?

Mine
Power: Luck (never miss a shot, always dodge attacks. Like Domino)
SuperName: I don't think I'd come up with one. Let the newspapers do it.
Costume: Black, kevlar-lined, nomex fabric. Also guns.
Catchphrase: "Look over there!" (Although The Tick's "SPOOOOON!" is my favorite)

Question 2: Island of Doom

2009-02-11T10:25:00.000-08:00

You are on a desert island. Don't ask me how you got there; I don't know. You do have some luggage though, so I guess you were on a plane or something. And yes, there is some non-salt water, fruit, and all sorts of other useful things that would typically be found on an island.
No hatch though.
Anyway......on this island, you find a lamp. You rub the lamp and a genie comes out.
He says: I am the Genie of STUFF! I can bring any 6 items to this island for you, except for boats.
You say: Why not boats?
He says: I have a deep seated hatred towards boats. My older brother was killed by one.
You say: All right then. Why 6 items? Why not 7?
He says: Well, when you are a super powerful item genie you can give people 7. I picked 6 because it's my lucky number.
You say: Shouldn't you grant wishes or something?
He says: OK! That's it, smart guy. You get 5 items.
What would your 5 items be? (you can ask for a plane if you want, but unless you know how to fly a plane... yeah, good luck with that)

Mine:
1. Sunscreen
2. Hunting knife
3. Song of Ice and Fire Book Series
4. Notebook and Pen
5. A Duckling

Question 1: Dream Neighborhood

2009-02-04T08:08:00.000-08:00

There are 10 houses in the picture above.
If you could have any 9 people (including the famous and fictional) living in a neighborhood with you, who would it be?

Mine:
1 - Batman (in fact, the whole BatFamily)
2 - Sylar
3 - Spock
4 - Me
5 - Ozymandias (also Bubastis)
6 - Dexter Morgan
7 - Stephen Colbert
8 - Petyr Baelish
9 - Shawn Spencer
10 - House

Awesome. I unintentionally created the ultimate Crime Fighting Neighborhood.