The person on the phone says, "Why hello! I am calling to inform you that your great-aunt Banquo has died."
You being a fairly honest person are all like, "Nope. Wrong number."
The person on the phone scoffs at you, "No. RIGHT NUMBER! This is one of your many estranged relatives whom you've never met."
You reply, "Well, that sounds legit. Also, you are far to chipper for someone calling to inform me of a death in the family."
He says, "Well, maybe that's because I'm going to tell you that you've inherited an island and 2 million dollars."
The person on the phone scoffs at you, "No. RIGHT NUMBER! This is one of your many estranged relatives whom you've never met."
You reply, "Well, that sounds legit. Also, you are far to chipper for someone calling to inform me of a death in the family."
He says, "Well, maybe that's because I'm going to tell you that you've inherited an island and 2 million dollars."
You go, "Yay."
So, you inherited an island. What are ye going to do with it?
So, you inherited an island. What are ye going to do with it?
Mine: Probably build a few bunkers or as I like to call them "hatches." Install some sort of electromagnetic field that makes planes go there. Fun stuff like that.


