Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Question 13: More Islands!

So, let's say you are chilling at your house, doing something awesome and you get a phone call.  
The person on the phone says, "Why hello!  I am calling to inform you that your great-aunt Banquo has died."   
You being a fairly honest person are all like, "Nope.  Wrong number."
The person on the phone scoffs at you, "No. RIGHT NUMBER! This is one of your many estranged relatives whom you've never met."
You reply, "Well, that sounds legit.  Also, you are far to chipper for someone calling to inform me of a death in the family."
He says, "Well, maybe that's because I'm going to tell you that you've inherited an island and 2 million dollars."
You go, "Yay."

So, you inherited an island.  What are ye going to do with it?


Mine: Probably build a few bunkers or as I like to call them "hatches."  Install some sort of electromagnetic field that makes planes go there.  Fun stuff like that.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Question 12: Fire!





If you woke up suddenly because your house was on fire, which three things would you save as you ran outside?

Mine:
Well, considering I woke up, probably shoes, wallet, and computer.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Question 11: The Ultimate Fight

I just realised that I forgot to include a picture in last week's post.  I am shocked and ashamed of myself.



So!  This week I bring forward a question that has baffled mankind for years.  A question of primal vs. intellect.  Or something like that.....

Look, what I'm trying to say is, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?

For more information, you may consult: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUOD8kuPnNg

Mine:  Despite who sides with what in the video, I got to go with Astronauts.  They have the brain power.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Question 10: More Island Nonsense

You are walking down the street one day, when you meet an eccentric billionaire.  He says, "Greetings, person I just met!  If you agree to live three months on a deserted island, I will give you 2 million cash moneys!" 
You, of course reply with, "Nope, not going to happen."
He is saddened by your response.  "Even if I let you bring one person with you?"
You narrow your eyes suspicously, "Do I have to split the money with them?"
He says, "No, but the only supplies you can bring are a large hunting knife, a tarp, and 50 ft. of rope."

So, who would you bring with you?  Keep in mind that this time, it has to be a real (and alive) person.

Mine: Kiefer Sutherland.  It'd be entertaining.  He could probably do well with the whole "surviving in the wild thing" and he seems a little bit crazy, so bonus.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Question 9: Beep.... Beep... Beep....



So, if you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?


Mine:  Probably sky dive, then rob a bank.  And if the bank robbery was successful, I'd bury the money and live a map filled with riddles and clues behind for those who wish to find it.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Question 8: Bond.... James Bond



If all 6 of the James Bonds got into an epic battle royale, who would win?  Who would lose first?  How would this go down?

For the purpose of this question, the roles of all the James Bonds will be played by my fingers.  Guess who is who!


Mine:
1st: Daniel Craig (Epic fighting skills)
2nd: Sean Connery (Wouldn't be afraid to fight dirty)
3rd: Roger Moore (Very Clever)
4th: Pierce Brosnan (His bond was all pretty and gadgets, not to good in a fight)
5th: Timothy Dalton (Has been described "at least he isn't Lazenby")
6th: George Lazenby (Barely counts as a Bond)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Question 7: Zombie Apocalypse



This is fairly straightforward.  You're at the mall.  You notice that a few zombies have wandered in and that there are a good number of them outside.  Ignoring the fact that everyone I know has their own zombie plan..... Would you try to save as many people as possible, fend for yourself, etc.?

Mine:
Fend for myself.  Harsh, but in a zombie situation, large groups fair the worst.